Subscribe By E-mail:

Golfer hits hole-in-one, wins weight in the best ham on Earth (photo)

You should have assumed the photo was going to be of the ham, who wants to look at a golfer?

Scotland’s Elliot Saltman may have missed the cut at this weekend’s Madrid Masters, but his parting gift is so much more magnificent.

On Friday, Saltman hit a hole-in-one on the 204-yard third hole, earning himself his weight in…

Read the full story >>

Soccer Fan Changes His Name To Name Of Favorite Team

motherwell-football-clubScots, if you’re looking for Frazer Boyle, you might want to look him up under his new name: Motherwell Football Club.

The 20-year-old fan paid £33 to legally change his name by deed poll. When asked why he would do such a thing, the new Mr. Football Club (or is it just Mr. Club?) said:

“I have been…

Read the full story >>

Dundee FC’s Stadium Invaded By Foxes

fox-mascot-soccerDundee Football Club’s pre-season schedule is about to kick off, but they’re having a slight problem at their Dens Park home. The field is being destroyed by a family of foxes who have taken over the facility.

The foxes have been digging holes near the goals & urinating on the grass, killing it. The club has been forced to…

Read the full story >>

Colin Montgomerie Defeats Pirates


The final warmup to the British Open, the Barclays Scottish Open, is taking place at Loch Lomond this weekend.

Many of the top contenders are there, including Scotland’s own Colin Montgomerie. The fan favorite took the course yesterday as part of the pro-am.

Just offshore on the loch, a wily band of pirates had commandeered a…

Read the full story >>

Scottish Boxer Kills His Dad Because He Thought The Man Was Dracula

This is Dracula:

This is a Dad:

Notice how they are nothing alike.

Former Scottish amateur boxing champion Anil Kumar got the two confused, and killed his stepfather because he thought the guy was Dracula.…

Read the full story >>