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Daily Rubbish: Don’t Mess With Michael Irvin

Michael Irvin was about to be carjacked, until the would-be carjackers recognized him. Good move. Who wants to add drug possession charges to carjacking charges?

Most guys would give up hockey after being out injured for 687 days. Not Steve Sullivan of the Nashville Predators.

Eli Manning could be in line for a $120 million payday, or $14.73 for every floated pass.

Someone needs…

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Daily Rubbish: Hell Has Frozen Over

It would figure that the season after I moved away from Arizona, the Cardinals would finally go on a playoff run. The Buzzsaw are now just one win away from the Super Bowl. I know those words separately, but together? Not so much.

Joining the Cardinals in the NFC Championship are the Philadelphia Eagles, who finally stopped phoning it in and started… phoning it in.

In…

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Daily Rubbish: Was There A Football Game Last Night?

The Florida Gators beat the Oklahoma Sooners 24-14 to win the “National Championship.” Barack Obama congratulated Tim Tebow and the Gators, at which point the two men merged and formed a Superdeity that will lead us in the upcoming space wars.

A high school basketball player was arrested after flipping off some fans. The Chinese approve.

After every blogger on the planet criticized him for…

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Daily Rubbish: It’s Tough To Be An Unemployed Ass Photographer In This Economy

The photographer who took the photos of the guy hanging upside-down and pantsless from a Vail chairlift was fired. Apparently, the Vail Resorts don’t like employees provide evidence for inevitable lawsuits in their free time.

If you’re looking for another reason to hate the Dallas Cowboys, here are the NFL’s top stadiums by revenue.

Old man doesn’t include Rickey Henderson on his Hall of…

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