The latest NBA DUI? The Boston Celtics’ Gabe Pruitt. I blame Stephon Marbury.
The purchasers of the “Fuck Yogi” Mickey Mantle ball? The Mantle family.
Hey look, a Gheorghe Muresan sighting!
Pour a 40 on the curb, then watch it freeze, slip on it, and then break your ankle in memory of the Rex Grossman Era.