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Penis Painted On Soccer Pitch


English soccer club Worle FC was the victim of a prank this week. Someone painted a penis on their field.

Worle FC assistant manager Mark Chesney said, “We reckon it was a jealous player from a rival club and we won’t rest until we find out who. To be shafted like this is a bitter pill to…

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TV Caller Asks About Ian Snell’s Penis Size: Video

What’s the quickest way to get yourself booted from the phone lines for a sports TV show? Make an inquiry about how big one of the player’s penises is.

This caller to a Pittsburgh Pirates postgame show asked about the size of Ian Snell and was met with silence. If you’re not going…

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Manchester United TV Kindly Requests That You Do Not Comment On The Crotch Bulge Sizes Of Their Commentators: Video

Whoever screens calls at Manchester United TV (MUTV) might want to start looking for another job.

During a call-in show, one caller named Simon from Leicester called in with the sole purpose of complimenting one of the commentators, Gary Pallister, on the size of the bulge in his pants, much to everyone’s embarrassment…

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When Your Eye Hits My Moon Like a Big Pizza Pie, That’s Amore

Who says romance is dead? Not Michigan lacrosse player Kristoff Wennersten and his Huron High School teammates, who took time during a school soccer match to ask a girl to the prom – by spelling out “Will You Go To The Prom With Me? Yes or No” on their asses.


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High School Football Game Moved Due to Toothpicks

A Michigan high school football team was forced to move a big game due to an unlikely culprit: toothpicks.