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Daily Rubbish: Was There A Football Game Last Night?

The Florida Gators beat the Oklahoma Sooners 24-14 to win the “National Championship.” Barack Obama congratulated Tim Tebow and the Gators, at which point the two men merged and formed a Superdeity that will lead us in the upcoming space wars.

A high school basketball player was arrested after flipping off some fans. The Chinese approve.

After every blogger on the planet criticized him for…

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Congressman Asks Pelosi To Change Schedule So He Can Go To BCS Title Game

Many people take sports way too seriously. Add Republican Congressman Cliff Stearns of Florida to that list of people who have misplaced their priorities at one time or another.

Stearns sent a letter to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi requesting that several votes be rescheduled so Congressmen from Florida and…

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