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Philadelphia MMA Fans Decide UFC 101 Action Is Insufficient, Add Some Of Their Own: Video

Jonathan Sacks — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:01:09 +0000

UFC 101 took place over the weekend in Philadelphia, and the Philly crowd lived up to their reputation, starting this massive brawl in the stands while the sanctioned fighting took place.

The best move of the fight? The punch by the woman that occurs about 25 seconds into the video. There was some serious power behind that arm. Someone get her a contract for the next UFC.

It’s Always Surly In Philadelphia [Deadspin]

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Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Humps Interviewer: Video

Jonathan Sacks — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:54:59 +0000

I don’t follow MMA, so I have no idea if this interviewer is someone noteworthy, nor do I know what this interview of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is for. All I know is that it features a lot of humping.

Part way through the interview, the girl who was questioning Rampage suggested they star in a romantic comedy together. He then started humping her.

After about 2 seconds of pelvic thrusting, the act starts to get old, then it just gets uncomfortable and weird as he continues at a quietly frantic pace like a puppy who needs to be Bob Barkered.

The giggly and ever-so-professional girl is eventually rescued, but apparently nobody warned her about his antics, as this is not the first time he’s gotten frisky while being interviewed.

Someone get this guy on a leash the next time he goes on camera.

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Jose Canseco Makes MMA Debut vs. Hong Man Choi, Fight Lasts 1:16: Video

Jonathan Sacks — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:31:17 +0000

Jose Canseco should stick to writing. Or taking steroids. Or appearing on The Surreal Life. The man should be doing anything but participating in mixed martial arts fights.

Canseco made his MMA debut last night against 7-foot-2, 330 lb. Korean Hong Man Choi, who quickly took down the former slugger in just 1:16. As the announcers said in the video above, there was no way the fight was going to go the full 15 minutes, especially not with the first round being 10 minutes. Canseco’s form looked lousy, especially against a man who was much taller than he was. Canseco managed to get a punch or two in, only to have Choi return the favor. Then Jose decided to go with kicking, which gave him even worse results.

Hong Man Choi beat Jose Canseco with no skill of his own, aside from being a giant. Canseco hurt his knee on a kick or while running away, then Choi was able to knock him down following one final kick attempt.

And it’s goodnight, Irene! Whoever Irene is.

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Stephen Colbert Proposes A New March Madness Tournament: Video

Jonathan Sacks — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:51:18 +0000

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On Wednesday night’s edition of The Colbert Report, The Word featured Stephen Colbert’s new March Madness proposal.

The tournament idea involves CEOs being stripped naked & forced into a cage match in front of angry spectators.

The ratings would certainly beat out the non-NCAA Tournament tournaments. Maybe Gus Johnson could squeeze it in to his schedule when he’s not fighting restaurant managers.

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