However, Westview High School lacrosse coach Edward John Jeziorski III probably should not have turned to selling cocaine to make money.

Jeziorski was arrested last week after police claim he sold drugs on several occasions, including selling “a quarter-ounce of cocaine for $650 to an undercover officer.”

Not only will Jeziorski and his fiancee be charged with possession of a controlled substance for sale, they’re also being brought up on charges of child endangerment because their cocaine was in reach of their 2-year-old son.

It’s not like 2-year-olds are always putting things into their mouths or anything. They’re bad enough to control as they are, imagine a coked-out 2-year-old?

Authorities say that Jeziorski is not accused of selling drugs at the high school, so at least he managed to keep his two jobs separate. Though maybe it would have helped his team’s performance.

Coach pleads not guilty to drug-sales charges [San Diego Union Tribune]

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Who says romance is dead? Not Michigan lacrosse player Kristoff Wennersten and his Huron High School teammates, who took time during a school soccer match to ask a girl to the prom – by spelling out “Will You Go To The Prom With Me? Yes or No” on their asses.

The stunt earned the boys a suspension from the team and community service time.

As far as the lucky (?) lady, Carolyn Campbell, she said yes, and had no problems with the unique way she was asked, describing it as “cute”. Now there’s a sweet story to tell the grandkids someday.

School officials, being deeply offended by buttocks, did not think the stunt was cute or sweet. Huron athletic director Dottie Davis said, “Inappropriate is inappropriate. It disrespects women, and that’s the clear message we need to have the students understand – what may be fun to them isn’t necessarily fun to everyone else.”

Damn right. Who needs people having fun? Score another one for the uptight prudes of the world. Newsflash: we all have asses, and from time to time, we can’t help but write on them. It’s in our genes.

Editorial note: This blog post was originally written across my ass cheeks, but then I realized nobody would be able to read it that way. Stupid Internet and its lack of gluteal communications devices.

Moonstruck: Huron High lacrosse players bare it all to help teammate win prom date (The Ann Arbor News)

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The coaches agreed to make it double or nothing so he could have another chance to show off for the fans. The result? Just watch.

Schremp gets a 10 for the goals, but whoever chose Creed for the background music gets a -10.

Source: YouTube & Wbspenguins.com

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