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Bull takes down streaker at Running of the Bulls (video)

Jonathan Sacks — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 23:59:33 +0000

There are plenty of normal activities that suddenly become a lot more dangerous when you do them naked, such as cooking, ironing, and carpentry.

But what happens when you combine an already-dangerous activity like running around with bulls with nudity? Well, just watch the genius above.

The best thing about streaking and getting taken down by a bull is that your ability to reproduce is lost so much more efficiently with no pesky clothing to get in the way.

WIN: Bull Crushes Streaker [The Score]

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Bullfighter gored in the groin (video)

Jonathan Sacks — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:15:34 +0000

Yup, my groin is cringing in horror, how about yours?

Down in Mexico, bullfighter Jose Tomas messed with the bull and got the horns. Four inches deep into his groin, to be exact. He’s expected to live, despite undergoing surgery at the bullring. No risk of infection with that, I’m sure.

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Video: Soccer In A Bullring

Jonathan Sacks — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:09:00 +0000

What do you get when you combine some American douchebags on vacation in Cancun, soccer, and a bull?

This, apparently.

“Oh my God, this is awesome!”

No, bro, it’s just a bunch of idiots with bicycle helmets on, running around in a bullring while being chased by a small cow.

HT: [Off The Post] via [The Beautiful Game]

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Video: Being a bullfighter takes balls… literally

Jonathan Sacks — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:13:00 +0000

Fellow men, the video above is not easy to watch. From far away, it may look like the bullfighter in the video was just pushed to the ground and got up without much harm done.

But Fernando Cruz was not so lucky. I’ll let the surgeons describe his injuries:

Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimetres in length each. One involves the fibres of the abductor muscle and dissects the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates both testicles.

Ow. I might not be a medical expert, but I know that “eviscerates” and “testicles” are words that you never, ever want to hear in the same sentence.

Source: (Reuters)

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