Yup, my groin is cringing in horror, how about yours? Down in Mexico, bullfighter Jose Tomas messed with the bull and got the horns. Four inches deep into his groin, to be exact. He's expected to live, despite undergoing surgery at the bullring. No risk of infection with that, I'm sure…

What do you get when you combine some American douchebags on vacation in Cancun, soccer, and a bull?

This, apparently.

"Oh my God, this is awesome!"

No, bro, it's just a bunch of idiots with bicycle helmets on, running around in a bullring while being chased by a small cow.

Fellow men, the video above is not easy to watch. From far away, it may look like the bullfighter in the video was just pushed to the ground and got up without much harm done.

But Fernando Cruz was not so lucky. I'll let the surgeons describe his injuries:

Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimetres in length each. One involves the fibres of the…

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