Remember Paul Hamm? That gymnast you were subjected to watching while you hoped NBC would show some other sport during the 2004 Olympics? Hamm is currently serving as a gymnastics coach at Ohio State, and he's been charged with trying to start a new sport: Assaulting a taxi driver and refusing to pay for his ride. According to Columbus police: After an argument, Hamm damaged a window of the cab, punched and…

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Canadian Olympic skier and World Cup champion Manuel Osborne-Paradis is set to star in the sequel to Terrance and Phillip's "Asses of Fire", "Asses of Fire 2: Party Bus Boogaloo", following a successful audition during the recent Calgary Stampede. From the Vancouver Sun: Osborne-Paradis, 27, is recovering in hospital from “severe road rash to his buttocks” after he climbed onboard a moving party…

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There are plenty of normal activities that suddenly become a lot more dangerous when you do them naked, such as cooking, ironing, and carpentry. But what happens when you combine an already-dangerous activity like running around with bulls with nudity? Well, just watch the genius above. The best thing about streaking and getting taken down by a bull is that your ability to reproduce is lost so much more efficiently with no…

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If you're looking for a sport to watch this month, but feel that the Tour de France is just too mainstream, France's pigeon racers hope you will give their sport a look. The French pigeon fanciers' association, which I believe is what anti-gay marriage protesters have been warning us about, is in the middle of running a pigeon-version of the Tour de…

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The epidemic of crashes in races in France today continued during cycling's Critérium du Dauphiné, a warm-up to the Tour de France. Competitors had a major beef as a herd of cows brie-fly joined the race, failing to mooove out of the way as the bikes tried to get past. Several riders were chucked to the ground in the attempt to out-flank them. Tired Of Horse Racing? Consider Cow…

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