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Hines Ward doesn’t care for texting while driving, but is totally cool with drunk driving (w/ mug shot photo)

Jonathan Sacks — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 19:58:26 +0000

Sooner or later, Georgia authorities are going to have to stop all Pittsburgh Steelers from crossing their borders.

Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward was arrested early Saturday morning in DeKalb County, Georgia for allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol.

It is unknown what is written under “obey” on Ward’s mug shot t-shirt, but it is unlikely that it says “your local DUI laws”.

As Busted Coverage points out, it was only Friday morning that Hines Ward discussed on Facebook how dangerous texting while driving is.

He apparently does not have the same negative feelings toward drunk driving.

Hines Ward DUI Arrest Mug Shot [Busted Coverage]
Steelers receiver Hines Ward arrested for DUI in DeKalb County [AJC]

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Dallas Cowboys Texas Stadium implosion (video)

Jonathan Sacks — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 17:26:09 +0000

What better way to start a Sunday morning than blowing something up? The Dallas Cowboys finally demolished Texas Stadium early this morning as thousands of spectators watched.

Three yards, a cloud of dust, and a bunch of yelling Cowboys fans watching something other than Tony Romo implode.

More videos of the Texas Stadium implosion below:

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Oprah thinks Drew Brees’ birthmark is lipstick, tries to rub it off (video)

Jonathan Sacks — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:28:13 +0000

Drew Brees! You’ve just won the Super Bowl! Where are you going to go?

I’m going to go on the Oprah Winfrey show and have her awkwardly rub at my face!

Drew Brees’ birthmark on his face is widely known in the sports world. By this point, most bloggers have moved on from remarking on it. But not Oprah.

When Brees appeared on her show, the esteemed host thought his birthmark was lipstick and tried to rub it off. She quickly moved on once she realized that no amount of rubbing was going to remove it from his face.

Great job, Oprah. Perhaps a little bit more guest prep might be in order next time? Or you know, you could always not touch their faces. That works too.

Video: Oprah Tries To Clean Birthmark Off Drew Brees [Fanhouse]

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San Francisco Chronicle NFC Championship Headline Fail

Jonathan Sacks — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:55:57 +0000

This is what happens when you lay people off and replace them with a team of monkeys with typewriters.

The day after the New Orleans Saints beat the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC Championship, this was the front page of the San Francisco Chronicle’s sports section.

Saints 31, Packers 28.

That’s quite the impressive scoring line from a team that was ice fishing or hanging out in hot tubs or whatever one does during the off-season in Green Bay.

Memo to the Chronicle: Brett Favre no longer plays for the Packers. He also does not play for the Colts, the Jets, the Saints, the Bengals, the Roughriders, or any other football team you might try to place him with besides the Vikings. At least until he retires during the off-season and signs somewhere else.

HT: [Stephen Andrew Lynch/Flickr, SFist]

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New York Jets pep rally features pantsless radio guy in Speedo (video)

Jonathan Sacks — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:50:28 +0000

A few weeks back, WFAN’s Craig Carton made the mistake of saying the Jets wouldn’t make the playoffs. And honestly, who wouldn’t have made that same error? Nobody expected that they would be fortunate enough to have their last two opponents go on vacation to end the regular season.

Carton’s claim wasn’t that bad, but he was so confident in his prediction that he said he would walk across the Brooklyn Bridge in a Speedo if the Jets made the playoffs. Mistake.

But followed by a band, overconfident Jets fans, and girls in bikinis, Carton made good on his promise. It looks like it was very cold in New York.

Between this and Rex Ryan telling the Jets when the Super Bowl parade is going to be, it will be all that more amusing watching the Jets get rolled by the Bengals later today.

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New England Patriots mascot arrested in prostitution sting

Jonathan Sacks — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:06:25 +0000

If you thought that being a mascot was enough to get you tons of women, think again. Even mascots have to pay for sex. Just ask the New England Patriots’ “Pat the Patriot.”

Rhode Island State Police arrested 14 people involved with prostitution, including 47-year-old Robert Sormanti, who is was one of the people who played Pat the Patriot.

Sormanti has been suspended by the Patriots, who issued a statement saying, “The Pat Patriot mascot costume is worn by multiple people, each of whom are held responsible and accountable for their actions. The individual in question has been suspended. The mascot responsibilities will continue to be fulfilled by others.”

He should have told the police officers that he was just getting the hooker so he could use the carpool lane to get to Gillette Stadium.

Oh no! Patriots mascot nabbed in prostitution sting [Out of Bounds]
Man who plays Patriots mascot arrested in prostitution sting [Turn To 10]

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Sex Ed with Al Michaels and Jared Allen

Jonathan Sacks — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:33:01 +0000

Those of you who turned in to tonight’s Sunday Night Football telecast on NBC got a special treat: A free sex ed class from Al Michaels.

Michaels was talking about Jared Allen when he let this gem of wisdom fly.

Sooner or later, 69 will be in your face.

Yeah, that’s generally how it works.

HT: AnswerDave – Twiturm

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EJ Henderson breaks his leg: Video

Jonathan Sacks — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:14:58 +0000

Warning: This video is graphic. If you don’t want to see a leg dangle in a way it’s not supposed to, don’t watch.

When Eric Wood broke his leg a couple of weeks ago, I said that I was surprised that sort of freak, high-speed injury didn’t happen more often. It was not a request for more players to break their legs.

The Vikings’ E.J. Henderson got hit by teammate Jamarca Sanford in the 4th quarter of tonight’s game against the Arizona Cardinals. Sanford hit Henderson while both tried to tackle Tim Hightower and Henderson’s leg took the brunt of the hit. At full speed, it doesn’t look like it was that bad, but slow-motion replays show the extent of the brutal injury.

E.J. Henderson was carted off the field with a broken femur. The Vikings sustained several injuries during the game, but this final blow could be the biggest, and it was certainly the most gruesome.

The E.J. Henderson Leg Injury Nobody Should Want to Watch Twice [Video] [Detroit4Lyfe]
Vikings’ Henderson suffers broken leg [Star Tribune]

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Raiders fans put up billboard asking Al Davis to hire a GM

Jonathan Sacks — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:25:52 +0000

Disgruntled Oakland Raiders fans have had enough. One group has purchased a billboard near their stadium, asking the corpse of owner Al Davis to hire someone else to be GM.

The leader of the fan group, Jared Staszewski of Erie, Pennsylvania, said in a press release, “We thought a billboard, posted near the stadium might generate some awareness, create a dialogue among the ‘Raider Faithful’ and perhaps make a difference.” He has started a web site at www.messagetoal.com. The site features a petition and ways to contribute to the billboard campaign.

While they’re at it, they should also buy billboards asking for a coach who doesn’t punch people. And a quarterback who doesn’t massively suck. And a stadium that doesn’t look like it’s going to collapse. And fans who don’t stab people.

Oakland Raiders fan group’s I-880 billboard asks Al Davis to hire a GM [Inside the Bay Area]
Sign of the times [SF Gate]

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Eric Wood gets his leg broken: Video

Jonathan Sacks — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:56:22 +0000

Warning: The video below is not for the squeamish. Eric Wood, a rookie lineman for the Buffalo Bills, broke his leg. Or more accurately, Montavious Stanley of the Jacksonville Jaguars broke Eric Wood’s leg by accidentally falling on him while Stanley was attempting to tackle Ryan Fitzpatrick.

What a freak injury. Given how heavy NFL players are and how quickly they move, it’s actually surprising that this sort of thing doesn’t happen more often. Wood will undergo surgery to fix a broken fibula and tibia. Hopefully he will make a full recovery from this injury so he can get back on the field next season, even if it means playing for the Bills.

Injury to Bills Guard Eric Wood Too Graphic for CBS, Not for SN [Sporting News]

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