Drew Brees! You've just won the Super Bowl! Where are you going to go? I'm going to go on the Oprah Winfrey show and have her awkwardly rub at my face! Drew Brees' birthmark on his face is widely known in the sports world. By this point, most bloggers have moved on from remarking on it. But not…

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This is what happens when you lay people off and replace them with a team of monkeys with typewriters. The day after the New Orleans Saints beat the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC Championship, this was the front page of the San Francisco Chronicle's sports section. Saints 31, Packers 28. That's quite the impressive scoring line from a team that was ice fishing or…

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A few weeks back, WFAN's Craig Carton made the mistake of saying the Jets wouldn't make the playoffs. And honestly, who wouldn't have made that same error? Nobody expected that they would be fortunate enough to have their last two opponents go on vacation to end the regular season. Carton's claim wasn't that bad, but he…

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If you thought that being a mascot was enough to get you tons of women, think again. Even mascots have to pay for sex. Just ask the New England Patriots' "Pat the Patriot." Rhode Island State Police arrested 14 people involved with prostitution, including 47-year-old Robert Sormanti, who is was one of the people who played Pat the Patriot. Sormanti has been…

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Those of you who turned in to tonight's Sunday Night Football telecast on NBC got a special treat: A free sex ed class from Al Michaels. Michaels was talking about Jared Allen when he let this gem of wisdom fly. Sooner or later, 69 will be in your face. Yeah, that's…

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