For 72 holes, Jim Nantz and the other CBS commentators successfully managed to tiptoe around Tiger Woods’ sex issues. The final wrap-up, now that’s a different matter. As the Masters came to a close just now, Jim Nantz had this to say about Tiger Woods’ final round 69.

“Somehow managed a 69 out of all of this”

Indeed. Of all the things to say about all of the players in the field, it would figure that Tiger Woods would be the one to shoot a 69 and prompt this response. I told you Jim Nantz had a dirty mind.

Congrats to Phil Mickelson on his 3rd Masters green jacket & best of luck to his family with everything they are dealing with right now.

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