Everyone who had Christmas Day in the "When is Ron Artest going to do something bizarrely newsworthy with the Los Angeles Lakers" pool, you win! According to the Lakers P.R. team, Artest was "injured last night at his home when he tripped over a box and fell down a flight of stairs, suffering an injury to his head and left elbow." He…

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Initially, last night's collision between Carl Landry and Dirk Nowitzki looked pretty normal, at least until both players immediately signaled for trainers. Landry had unintentionally gone arm zombie on Dirk, getting a few teeth knocked out in the process, only to have those teeth get embedded in Nowitzki's arm. While Nowitzki was in pain on the ground…

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Since I actually left the house on a Saturday night, I didn't see "The U" on ESPN tonight. The latest installment of the network's "30 for 30" series covered the Miami Hurricanes. Bernie Kosar's interview clips were apparently quite interesting. Twitter is all abuzz about the condition of Bernie Kosar. The consensus is he was…

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If you thought that being a mascot was enough to get you tons of women, think again. Even mascots have to pay for sex. Just ask the New England Patriots' "Pat the Patriot." Rhode Island State Police arrested 14 people involved with prostitution, including 47-year-old Robert Sormanti, who is was one of the people who played Pat the Patriot. Sormanti has been…

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Those of you who turned in to tonight's Sunday Night Football telecast on NBC got a special treat: A free sex ed class from Al Michaels. Michaels was talking about Jared Allen when he let this gem of wisdom fly. Sooner or later, 69 will be in your face. Yeah, that's…

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