Clint Eastwood was in France for the inaugural Lyon Film Festival, where he was also the guest-of-honor for Lyon at their match against Sochaux.

Clint took the ceremonial opening kick-off, and one thing was clear. The guy is much better at being a badass actor than he is at kicking a soccer ball.

And no, I would never say this to his face, lest he stab me with that umbrella.

Clint Eastwood is no footballer [Dirty Tackle]

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