What’s the quickest way to get yourself booted from the phone lines for a sports TV show? Make an inquiry about how big one of the player’s penises is.

This caller to a Pittsburgh Pirates postgame show asked about the size of Ian Snell and was met with silence. If you’re not going to answer the questions, then maybe you shouldn’t have a show.

Any bets on if it was Ian Snell himself, trying to build up some positive buzz?

Ian Snell: Really Good Minor League Pitcher, But How Big Is His Penis? [Pirates Property]

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