Ever thought about the similarities between Alex Rodriguez and Andy Roddick? Yeah, me neither.

But fortunately for us, musician Ryan Parker has, and he gives us this original song about the two men.

Will this be the year that A-Rod beats the Red Sox? Given his recent performance, probably not. Will this be the year that A-Rod beats Roger Federer? Not likely. Will you be moderately entertained for a couple of minutes by this song? Maybe.

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