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Everyone has always made fun of most white people attempting to play basketball. Now we have that mockery in musical rap form. "Caucasian" by Kno of CunninLynguists serves as a fitting tribute to the unsung heroes of the NBA and college basketball: The Big White Stiffs. Here's just a sampling of the lyrics, which are set to…

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St. Louis Cardinals catcher Jason LaRue is going to have nightmares about giant wieners for the next few weeks. During yesterday's game at Miller Park against the Milwaukee Brewers, LaRue exited the dugout just in time to find himself right in the middle of the Brewers' famed Sausage Race. The scared LaRue quickly bolted between…

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Fluminense fans are not happy with their team's play as of late. Following two home losses to fellow Brazilian sides Corinthians and Santos, fans decided they'd had enough and visited the team during practice. Supporters chanted and swore at players throughout the training session, claiming the players were not trying their best and were more worried…

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When Samuel Eto'o scored the go-ahead goal for Barcelona today to send his team to a 2-0 win over Manchester United in the Champions League final, he made one of the stranger goal celebrations in recent memory. After putting the ball in the net, Eto'o ran down the pitch while desperately searching for a vein like a heroin addict. Nothing says "family friendly football" like having…

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