Video of the Day: The Worst Soccer Misses Ever [via The Offside]

Today’s Links:

God-Emperors of Suck: The Worst Pitchers in Diamondbacks History [AZ Snakepit]

A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy [Deadspin]

Cristiano Ronaldo interviews Cristiano Ronaldo [Dirty Tackle]

Separated at Birth: Luchador “El Dandy” Nominated to Supreme Court [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

Royals Skipper Trey Hillman Spits in Umpire Paul Emmel’s Eyes [Detroit 4 Lyfe]

Manchester United star plans to give Rome the Full Monty on Wednesday [Steady Burn]

Hey Mike Brown…Why Is Zydrunas Ilgauskas Shooting Threes? [Paneech]

Clay Zavada talks about mustache’s origin [AZ Central]

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