If you heard that two people from Tunnel Hill, Georgia had been nabbed for DUI on a horse, you’d pretty much assume they are NASCAR fans. And you would be correct.

These two geniuses got drunk while watching NASCAR and decided to take their horses for a ride. For some reason, the local police didn’t think this was a good idea.

The men are awaiting trial, and hopefully they will not arrive at the courthouse on horseback.

NASCAR FANS ARRESTED FOR ‘RIDING’ UNDER THE INFLUENCE [All Left Turns]
NASCAR Fans Charged With DUI On A Horse [Deadspin]

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