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Matthew Stafford Top Ten On Late Show With David Letterman: Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Matthew Stafford’s Mind On Draft Day: Video



Matthew Stafford, the #1 pick in the NFL Draft, appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman last night, delivering the top ten list, titled “Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Matthew Stafford’s Mind On Draft Day”.

Here’s the complete Top Ten list:

Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Matthew Stafford’s Mind On Draft Day

10. You don’t often hear, “Congratulations, you’re going to Detroit”
9. Why am I the only one who came to Radio City Music Hall dressed as a Rockette?
8. If the Lions win one game this year, I’m a hero
7. Anybody dumps Gatorade on me and I’ll deck ‘em
6. Holy crap, I think I just pulled a hamstring
5. I didn’t think anything could top the excitement of Heidi and Spencer getting married
4. Is it me or does NFL Commissioner Goodell look like a young Larry Hagman?
3. Why am I here when I could be at that movie where Beyonce and that babe fight?
2. Why does Jessica Simpson keep calling me?
1. I’d gladly go #2 if it means not having to appear on Letterman

My personal favorites are #8 and #2. Surely the Lions can’t go 0-16 again, can they? Yes they can!

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