This guy just loves being at the Masters.

The woman whose boob he just grabbed? Probably not so much.

For those scoring at home, that looks like a bogey (one over). Had his hand been inside her shirt, that would have been a birdie (one under).

Speaking of boobs, Phil Mickelson’s comeback attempt fell short. Angel Cabrera beat Kenny Perry and Chad Campbell in a playoff to capture the 2009 Masters and the green jacket. No word on if he grabbed anyone’s boobs afterwards.

2009 Masters 15th Hole Boob Grab [Celebridiot]

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