Local commercials are great, and there are no greater ads than those from Eastern Motors.

Eastern Motors is a Washington, D.C. institution & so is Alexander Ovechkin. So it’s only natural that the two would finally join forces to bring us this video. The advertisement is everything we could hope for from Alex.

• Poor singing – Check!
• Poor dancing – Check!
• Vodka references – Check!
• Threats of bodily harm – Check!

Check out some of the other classic Eastern Motors Accutane commercials below:

And finally, a parody ad: Far Eastern Motors

Hat Tip: [DC Sports Bog] and [Eastern Motors]

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