Spring Training is a time to work out all the kinks. Got a new pitch? Time to try it out. Want to change your batting stance? Get in a few swings. That said, this new method of tagging or celebrating with a teammate is probably not going to catch on.

During today’s game between the Chicago Cubs and Milwaukee Brewers, Micah Hoffpauir thought that his play on a Prince Fielder groundout was groin-grabbingly transcendent, and Carlos Zambrano became the recipient of a tag to the crotch.

And the count is: Two balls, one strike, one out.

Hoffpauir Tags a Bag… And Then Tags Another One [Right Field Bleachers via The Big Lead]

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