Terrell Owens is gone from the Dallas Cowboys. Why? Oh right. Now the real question: which team will he ruin next?

You can get paid thousands just for working out? Where do I sign up?

As an ASU grad, nothing makes me happier than this.

There will be one more douchebag on Entourage.

Meet the next Antonio Alfonseca.

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