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Daily Rubbish: Premature Ebellulation

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit models prematurely rang the bell at the New York Stock Exchange. Sounds about right.

Dwight Howard impersonates Shaq, and challenges you to do a better celebrity impersonation. That should not be hard.

Yesterday, I wrote about reasons why I don’t like NASCAR. Here is another.

Larry Fitzgerald left Chris Cooley hanging at the Pro Bowl. The only thing worse than a white guy high five is a white guy high five that doesn’t even get attempted.

At least the Pittsburgh Penguins know how to play hockey, because they sure aren’t good at bowling. Maybe next time they should do it on the ice.

Lendale White lost 4 pounds? Alert the media!

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