During the UEFA Cup match between Galatasaray and Bordeaux, Scottish referee Craig Thomson forgot which football was being played, and also that he wasn't playing. Brazilian midfielder Lincoln doesn't keep his head up, and Thomson makes him pay the price for going over the middle.

Want to make soccer more appealing to the unwashed American…

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Mad that your team lost? Why not punch a horse?

If only these batter entrance songs were real. My contribution: Belle & Sebastian - Piazza, New York Catcher for the retired Mike Piazza.

Take a trip back in time with the top 10 basketball sneakers of all time.

Where has all the money gone? Where have all the fans gone?…

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What's worse than a botched high five? A botched slap on the ass.

During the recent Penn State vs. Ohio State game, Ohio State assistant coach Alan Major went to slap Kyle Madsen after a play and missed, instead falling to the ground.

I blame Madsen. He clearly should have held up…

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The latest NBA DUI? The Boston Celtics' Gabe Pruitt. I blame Stephon Marbury.

The purchasers of the "Fuck Yogi" Mickey Mantle ball? The Mantle family.

Hey look, a Gheorghe Muresan sighting!

Pour a 40 on the curb, then watch it freeze, slip on it, and then break your ankle in memory of the Rex Grossman Era.

Punch-Out is coming

Golf courses just got a lot more dangerous now that Tiger Woods is back playing.

But there's also another reason for golfers to watch out. Imagine you're on the course, lining up your next shot. Wham! You get run over by a robotic lawn mower. Meet the RG3 (Robotic Greens Mower 3) from Precise Path