Daily Rubbish: Was There A Football Game Last Night?
The Florida Gators beat the Oklahoma Sooners 24-14 to win the “National Championship.” Barack Obama congratulated Tim Tebow and the Gators, at which point the two men merged and formed a Superdeity that will lead us in the upcoming space wars.
Manchester United star Christiano Ronaldo wrecked his Ferrari in a Manchester tunnel. Witnesses knew he was okay when he immediately fell out of the car, writhing in pain.
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