Welcome to the first edition of the Daily Rubbish! If this goes according to plan, each weekday will see a quick rundown of some of the top stories out there. If it doesn’t, we’ll never speak of it again.

• As expected, USC beat Penn State in the Rose Bowl 38-24. Also as expected, USC athletes are dumb and don’t know who Joe Biden is.

• In stories that cannot possibly related in anyway, every home team is an underdog this weekend, and the Vikings & Cardinals still have not sold out their playoff games this weekend.
• Realizing they lack the critical locker room cancer they need for a first round playoff exit, the Celtics are interested in Stephon Marbury.
• Tim Tebow can do everything else, so why can’t he play right tackle for another team?
• Peyton Manning has won his 3rd NFL MVP award. If he’s so great, then why did my fantasy team miss the playoffs?
• Canadian Augmentin side effects fans are upset that they aren’t getting the MLB Network, are considering writing polite letters in protest.
• Mike Tirico: “Georgia is just pulling a Plaxico. They just keep shooting themselves.“

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