The Philadelphia Eagles 44-6 win over the Dallas Cowboys today made many people happy. Eagles fans & people who hate the Cowboys all rejoiced as what was supposed to be a close game with a playoff spot on the line turned into an easy romp for the Eagles.

But nobody was as happy as Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie, who attempted a celebratory high-five with his wife following a touchdown, and ended up hitting her in the face.

She took that slapping well, but damn, Lurie’s as good at high-fiving as the Dallas Cowboys defense is at tackling, and as good as Tony Romo is at not choking in big games.

Jeffrey Lurie Pimp Hand Is Strong [Black Sports Online]

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