Merry Christmas to those who are so inclined, or if you’re like me, Happy Chinese Food & Movie Day.

May all of your presents be as well-received as the popcorn maker given to a chimpanzee on a Japanese television show.

HT: [Japan Probe via Gizmodo]

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