Barbados’ National Soccer Team Advertises For Players On Its Website
On Sunday, the United States will be taking on Barbados in their first qualifying match for the 2010 World Cup. The two teams will face off in a home-and-away series over the next two weekends, with the loser going home. The U.S. will be looking to continue the momentum from their 0-0 draw against Argentina, but goals have been scarce lately.
You know what else is apparently scarce? Quality soccer players in Barbados. The national team is advertising on its website, desperate for players (judging by the website, they apparently play on Saturn, so it’s no wonder they have trouble finding people willing to play).
ARE YOU BARBADIAN BY BIRTH,
NATIONALITY, OR DESCENT?
LET US CHECK IT OUT FOR YOU
DO YOU PLAY FOOTBALL PROFESSIONALLY?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME A MEMBER OF BARBADOS’ NATIONAL FOOTBALL PROGRAMME? Seniors, Youth, Women.
SEND US A NOTE AT email@example.com
DIGICEL CUP, CONCACAF GOLD CUP
WORLD CUP 2010 SOUTH AFRICA BECKON.
GIVE BARBADOS A CHANCE.
E-mail that high-quality Yahoo! address to get signed up today – they don’t care if you are a man, a woman, or if you are just old, they need warm bodies.
Then show up at the Home Depot Center in Carson, CA on Sunday at 2pm, and you too can play against the likes of Landon Donovan, DaMarcus Beasley and Tim Howard. Bring orange slices.
Barbados Soccer (NOTE: The amount of suck on the page could crash your browser)
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