Our Favorite Imprisoned Litigator Sues Bill Belichick, Tom Brady & Randy Moss
Among the highlights:
- Belichick gave Tom Brady’s parents $250,000 for a house on Cape Cod, in exchange for him playing for the Patriots. Belichick also made sure that Drew Bledsoe would get hurt.
- Belichick is the real father of Tom Brady’s child.
- Belichick has placed cameras in the bathroom stalls at Gillette Stadium, he then sells the footage to Idaho Senator Larry Craig.
- Belichick sends Randy Moss to Boston hospitals to record ultrasounds, and to red lights to record those as well
- Belichick had Randy Moss plant a Radio Shack recording device on Shawne Merriman
- Belichick had Tom Brady plant a recording device in Donovan McNabb’s Chunky Soup prior to the Super Bowl. He ate it.
Suddenly, Donovan McNabb’s vomiting in the huddle makes a lot more sense.
Belichick Scandal Widens (The Smoking Gun)
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